Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think your dad took our porno
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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