She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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