i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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