margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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