Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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