Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think I died a long time ago.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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