she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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