how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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