You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i think my tv is drunk
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Randomize
