quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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