she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Randomize
