did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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