Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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