have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I could make wine with my vomit
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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