dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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