Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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