I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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