Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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