In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Me. At least after what I've been through.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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