The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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