in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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