Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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