we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Randomize
