I love black thongs
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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