Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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