im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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