guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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