Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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