your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Acid is not a monday night drug
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
we should paint friendship bongs
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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