yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?