Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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