exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
not ubering you a puppy
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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