It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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