Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm sobbing to NWA
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
