I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just wanna soil my oats bro
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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