dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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