So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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