just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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