how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
We need a shit load of segways right now
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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