What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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