i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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