so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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