It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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