so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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