are you still at the devil's house?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass