There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...