Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.