there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
it's like iHOP with fire
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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