I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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