I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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