Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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