How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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