So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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