I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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