Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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