I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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