dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Sober January is a disaster.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I want to be your penis for a week.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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