Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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