He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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